*oscillatesalot

"Tea leaves thwart those who court catastrophe,
designing futures where nothing will occur;
cross the gypsy's palm and yawning she
will still predict no perils left to conquer.
Jeopardy is jejune now; naive knight
finds ogres out-of-date and dragons unheard
of, while blase` princesses indict
tilts at terror as downright absurd.

The beast in Jamesian grove will never jump,
compelling hero's dull career to crisis;
and when insouciant angels play God's trump,
while bored arena crowds for once look eager,
hoping toward havoc, neither pleas nor prizes
shall coax from doom's blank door lady or tiger."

Did I mention I'm a huge fan of Sylvia Plath?
Here she is describing my art career: "designing futures where nothing will occur" LOL. Woo!